If you’re in Ann Arbor, head out to Veterans Park off Maple Rd, between Jackson Rd and Dexter Rd, tonight for the big game between the Shrimp Fried Rice and their rivals, the loathsome Kickball Kangaroos. The game will take place on field 3, with opening pitch scheduled for 9:15pm.
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After much deliberation, I have decided to take my kickball talents to South Veterans Park and play for the Jiminy Kickit. While I have enjoyed my time with Shrimp Fried Rice, I just dont feel they have the pieces in place to win a championship. However at Jiminy Kick it, they already have Indian girl, and girl who bunts all the time, plus with the addition of Ass Hat from Ann Arbor Adventure Club, I feel they have a real winner in place. I will however make a donation from this announcement to my favorite charity, Blues Clues fans Anonymous. I just dont want to see myself at 31 with bad knees and no championships, thus I have to make the move. I’ve talked this over with my family, and Mary called me an idiot for leaving my boyhood team, but my parents said I should make the move because Jiminy Kickit knows where the good parties are at.
Mary’s right. Idiot. You know you should join The Verbs–everyone knows that language geeks throw the best parties.